🔥🦦 Prescription Honey Badger

“Because sometimes you don’t need a hug. You need a honey badger.”

Diagnosis:
• Chronic exposure to nonsense
• Situational stupidity-induced anxiety
• Overload of emotional restraint
• Insufficient chaos-to-sanity ratio

Prescription:
• 1 (one) Emotional Support Honey Badger
• Administer as needed, especially when surrounded by morons
• Side effects may include: dramatic exits, scorched earth ultimatums, and mysterious disappearances of irritating individuals

Refills: Unlimited
Notes: Patient is strongly encouraged to name the badger something powerful like “Vengeance,” or “Cuddles.”

Signature:
Dr. Mustela, No Nonsense Therapies

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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