Dook Off!

If you are seeking a fun tee to express your love of ferrets with a dash of humor, look no further! Our "Dook Off" design has by far been one of our most popular designs within the ferret community, mixing a love of these funny fuzzies with a bit of light ferret-style swearing.

Artwork by Megan Carfino, featuring Jack the Ferret!

• 100% cotton, unless otherwise noted
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Reducing environmental impact:

• We test the quality of our products through many wash/dry cycles and weekly wearing for at least six months. We don't want you to experience a design that fades or flakes after just a few washings- we want to provide you with a tee that will last for years and not quickly end up in a landfill. We spot test samples from our printer several times per year, to ensure quality is remaining consistent, and to ensure we are not contributing to "disposable fashion".

• If your design does begin to fade or fake, we want to know! It's extremely important to us to be alerted right away if our printer's quality begins to slip. Please reach out to us! We do not want our clothes products cluttering landfills, so if you mail us a faulty/faded MMR tee, we will provide it to the mink as nesting material & send you a replacement free of charge.

• This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce the negative environmental impact of overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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